You know, just today I was thinking, 'Wouldn't it be great if there was some way I could let people know what I'm thinking, and thoroughly embarass myself, while completely and utterly wasting my time?'
Oh wait.
Well, here it is! My first post! I think I'm doing pretty good so far. I've already got like, three sentences. I hope you are all prepared to witness the ever amusing, yet not so spectacular life of....... me! Ta da! Oh I can taste your excitement. Or maybe I'm just tasting the inCREDIBLY delicious crunchwrap supreme that just so happens to be in my mouth at this very moment. Or, I could possibly be tasting your newfound jealousy. But boy does it taste good. Whatever it is.
That brings up something interesting. And therefore something to talk about. What is the best, I repeat, t-h-e-b-e-s-t fast food restaurant? Huh? I have found this to be one of life's greatest and unanswered questions. Although it is very possible that no body else cares, I would like to know the answer. Because fast food is something i hold very close to my heart. Literally. Too literally I'm afraid. Sigh.... I simply must know. Is is Wendy's? Carl's Jr.? The always delicious Taco Bell? Panda Express!? Arby's!?!? Oh by the way, McDonald's is automatically disqualified. They gave me a soggy hamburger. And they will pay. Mark my words. They. Will. Pay.
While you all debate about that, which I'm sure you will, I only have one more thing to discuss. Sad, I know. Sad that this.... thing... that I have been writing for the last HOUR must come to a premature end. However desireable that end may be. Anyhow, today I have learned that it takes a lot more than money, cars, and power to be truly happy. Crazy you say? I think not. Trust me. All it takes is a rock, some paint, and about 31 and a half pounds of watermelon. Think about it.
MAN I'm good.
